Walk with Blue
Archive for April, 2010
Installing a husband
0762 days
by bluestella
in opinion
I’ve subcribed to Tainaido groups, Don Bosco Makati Taekwondo Team core group actually had a google groups exclusively for parents. But I’ve tried to join their groups as to read those articles, email messages they’re sending. Admin gladly accepts me to be their newest member 
This morning, group members received e-mail message entitled “IT Tech Support”. I found it funny, and I did enjoy it ’cause I am into the IT industry and they were able to make a techie composition on a family issue. Simple issues to their husbands can actually have software systems available today
Subj: Installing a husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas passing and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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On my graduation day, messages from my friends and relatives
1762 days
This so long past due, but then I would like to stress out and document these message which came from my close friends and relatives.
To start first, a SMS message from my Tito who have been my nanny when I were at my nursery age. He told me this:
Seph, Di man ako maka attend ng graduation mo,nandito lang ako lagi para sa’yo. Walang kasama yong mga anak ko kaya di ako nakakaalis. Babawi na lang akosa’yo pag nauwi ka dito,mas masarap kahit tayo lang 2 ang magkaharap. Ingat lagi & CONGRATS! GOD BLESS!
Next is Uij, my friend from Don Bosco turned out my team mate and bestfriend.
Seph! Congrats and thanks talaga! Nakalimutan q magsign s slumbook haha, next tym dalhn mo!
Next would be Tito Walter who used to wash my feeding bottles.
Nktapos kn s skul days mo, simula nmn ng ibang chapter ng life mo, mas lalo mo pagbutihin ngayon , dahil umpisa n yan ng mgiging knbukasan mo. Wag k muna mgaasawa, enjoy mo muna pgiging bf n gf nyo, alagaan mo n un bgay kyo nun hehe. Good luck n God bless!
From Tita Lailah:
Osep congratz!ikw n bhl ky nickroie dyn.npkswerte ng dady’t momy m s pgkkroon ng ank n 2lad m.lht kmi d2 proud2 syo.congratulation!!!
Lastly, Ivy
Thanks for the food tonight! Congrats ulit! Start na ulit ng bagong yugto! Pasabi kay tita, thanks and congrats! Graduate na si only son! Good night! ;>
For those who came to my party thank you, you don’t know how much I enjoy my life with you guys and be part of our mini thanksgiving celebration for a wonderful year we’ve had. One way of thanking you guys and well first the Lord is to come up with a party like we’ve had. God Bless you friends and family.
As I always tell me friends, please pray for me to the Father.
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People call them “Jejemons”
0767 days
by bluestella
in opinion
What’s with those so called jejemons that they already invaded online stream? Are those new breeds of pokemon which Ash is addicted to?
Less than one week that I first saw few ads, pictures, fan pages about jejemons. Few hours past my friend tagged me on her documentary about this freakin’ Filipino-cult kiddos. If I am not mistaken this was one of their topic on their FIDLAR subject.
What I can say about
Honestly, I do know some kiddos who were sporting this kind of language [insert a better term for it]. And I do publicly say that I am pissed off with this kind of statement. Jejemon people, are you calling this your fashion statement? harhar! Funny yeah? People who sport this ruins our own language which is Filipino. Sporting that is an issue for it doesn’t help you nor I in building communication. What a rubbish way of communication, prolonging your words putting w,s,h with those rollerCoAstER annoying cases. It is not proper and it annoys alot of people.
With our world today, mobile messaging ate billions of population and that every man statistically have one-three mobile phones active on their pocket. It is now easy to converse with people around the globe. Imagine farmers/fishermen can market their produce without having a sweat with just a press of a button, sending SMS to their prospect buyers. And you people doing such rubbish statement, ruining communication? What the?!
We can write messages as clear as possible, that is why it is called SMS which means short message service for SMS is created to send messages in as short way as possible. Same sentiment to those people who were abbreviating their messages that Germans can understand what you are saying. Germans don’t have vowels right? If they do only a few.
Message
To those “jejemons” out in the wild and to those who keeps on abbreviating words that no person can actually read your message, please.. please change how you deal with it. Thank you. You are not contributing, you are actually ruining.
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Survey: Does tattoo adds masculinity points to gals?
0768 days
by bluestella
in survey
My friend Hope plurked about tattoos and that she wants to have one on her hand, came to my wits about what would girls react if they saw a guy wearing tattoo. Is it good? Does it gives a guy extra points for tattoo-wearing effort? Given its permanent and well it hurts.
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